Calamity Jayne and the Sisterhood of the Traveling Lawn Gnome
Bacus Kathleen
What do you call a fly in a blonde's brain?
A space invader.
Ace Cub Reporter Tressa "Calamity" Jayne Turner is back in Grandville and ready to enjoy the slower pace of with small town life and begin building a dating resume with one handsome ranger. It's Frontier Days at the Historical Village, but mischief's afoot - of the malicious variety - when vandals target the area, stealing and damaging property and leaving behind spray-painted signatures in the form of hot pink tornadoes.
So what else besides a gang of local thugs threatens Knox County's frontier festivities? Only a cross-dressing aunt bent on a reunion "gotcha," two-relationships in crisis, three dates from hell, an eccentric local with an ET obsession, five burning questions for a man-o'-mystery, and a missing lawn gnome that makes Chucky seem benevolent by comparison.
It's a countdown to a showdown where strange lights in the sky, "signs" on the trees, and horses of a different color are only the beginning of this close encounter of the Calamity Jayne kind. And Tressa Jayne? She's ready to believe.
A space invader.
Ace Cub Reporter Tressa "Calamity" Jayne Turner is back in Grandville and ready to enjoy the slower pace of with small town life and begin building a dating resume with one handsome ranger. It's Frontier Days at the Historical Village, but mischief's afoot - of the malicious variety - when vandals target the area, stealing and damaging property and leaving behind spray-painted signatures in the form of hot pink tornadoes.
So what else besides a gang of local thugs threatens Knox County's frontier festivities? Only a cross-dressing aunt bent on a reunion "gotcha," two-relationships in crisis, three dates from hell, an eccentric local with an ET obsession, five burning questions for a man-o'-mystery, and a missing lawn gnome that makes Chucky seem benevolent by comparison.
It's a countdown to a showdown where strange lights in the sky, "signs" on the trees, and horses of a different color are only the beginning of this close encounter of the Calamity Jayne kind. And Tressa Jayne? She's ready to believe.
Tom:
8
İl:
2015
Nəşriyyat:
Gemma Halliday Publishing
Dil:
english
Seriyalar:
Tressa Jayne Turner 8
Fayl:
EPUB, 688 KB
IPFS:
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english, 2015
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